Boffer's Bit On The Side - where the price goes DOWN!!!
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Time:
10:49:24 AM
The
Boffer Bit On The Side - So What's It All About?
The
dirty-minded amongst you are probably thinking
of the scantily clad and nubile girl whom
you slip round to see whilst the missus thinks
you've gone for a paper. You'd be wrong, and
may shame rain down upon you, and Dear Deirdre
obliterate you with words and pictures in
her photo diary!
Anyway, the Bit On The Side, or "BOTS"
as we cool people like to call it, brings
a whole new dimension to Boffer. No longer
will you merely sit up until 11:59PM waiting
for the Daily Deal, for now you have no
excuse not to be on Boffer 24 hours a day!
That's right, for alongside the Daily Deal,
you can have a Bit On The Side.
The BOTS will
go live at a set price, but there will only
be one available! Throughout the day, it
will drop in price at different rates, but
how low will it go until someone clicks
'Boffer Me' and buys it? So, do you wait
for the price to go down so low that your
pet mouse couldn't limbo under it, or do
you Boffer it? It's the biggest Dilemma
since Nelly and Kelly!
Once the BOTS
has been Boffered by some lucky Boffer'er,
the next BOTS will come on straight away!
(well until Stephen pulls his finger out)
FAQ
Q. What is a reverse auction? A. In a traditional auction the price
go up. In the Boffers MegaBOTS each item
will be listed with the items original RRP
and the longer the product stays on the
site the more we reduce the price `till
someone buys it. If no one buys it the price
will reduce to £0.00 then someone
will definitely buy it!!
Winning entry for the Boffer
Bit On The Side megaBOTS Launch
Q. Do I have to
bid or buy any credits? A. Nope and nope, all you do is watch the auctions
you like and watch the price drop. Once it gets to the
price you like you BOTS IT. (unless someone beats you to
it!)
Q. What sort of Products do you have in Boffer
MegaBOTS
A.The Boffer MegaBOTS is an auction portal for
manufacturers, distributers and retailers to dispose
of excess and bankrupt stock. So it will have
many products you have previously seen on Boffer
as well as thousands you haven`t.
Q. Will the MegaBOTS
be the only product Boffer offers?
A. No, that's why it's called a Bit On The Side!
The Daily Deal will continue as normal.
Q. Can I complain
/ praise / moan / whinge/ whine / take the Michael
out of the MegaBOTS in the forum?
A. Of course you can, but please try to keep all
comments about the Bit On The Side in the MegaBOTS
forum here Clicky...
Q. Can the postage
costs be combined?
A. Not at the moment as we have multiple sellers that provide the auctions and they
are in different geographical locations, so
Boffer while you can!
Q. How many MegaBOTS
will be available?
A. There will be 50 individual auctions running
at the same time but there will be only ONE of
each BOTS available for bidding. As soon as someone's
Boffered it, the next product arrives.
Q. What time will
the new MegaBOTS go live?
A. As soon as the last one is sold!
Q. How low will
the price go?
A. That depends on how patient other Boffer'ers
are. As soon as they see a price they like, they'll
buy it, and there's only one in stock!
Q. How often does
the price drop?
A. We're not telling you that! That spoils all
the fun- just keep hitting that all important
F5 key!
Q. We haven't answered your question about the megaBOTS?
A. Ask your question in the Bit On The Side forum here Clicky..
