Poizon Chain Basketball Ring with Ball - £4.99
Wednesday 7th of July 2010 11:59:01 PM
Anyone remember those loveable tykes from Blazin’ Squad? Thought not. Ever wanted to walk the walk and look cool like them? Thought not.
Well anyway after being inspired by their years of success in the charts (source not verified) an author is bringing out a book entitled “How To Look Hard: A Dummies Guide To Gaining Street-cred”.
So what, you may ask. To which, according to the book, we are supposed respond with “So what? Say what?! You what?!”. After being asked by my local authority to write a review on the book for the library, I thought I’d share a little gem of a passage I found...
“Looking the act requires months of dedicated work - it’s no good just buying the right clothes and hoping for the best. If you’re tired of being walked over and relish the chance to intimidate the elderly community in your area, simply make sure you have a tick next to each item in our checklist;
- Be seen in all the right places – split your time between hanging around outside Tesco Express, the local park and shopping centre
- Get the look – wear your sportswear in the most unorthodox way to gain maximum credibility
- Own the accessories – bling’s the thing, the more of it the higher up the pecking order you’ll be
- Street-up – football, rugby and basketball are so public school. Remember you don’t play football, you play street football! Don’t settle for any of this net malarkey when it comes to b-ball – shoot hoops through a metal chain.
...”
At risk of giving away too much detail I’ll leave out the rest. But you’ve heard it from the horse’s mouth – Poizon Chain Basketball Ring with Ball = cool.
Description
Find a decent place for this, because this is going to make it a summer to remember. The Poizon Chain Basketball Ring with official size 6-8lbs basketball, will allow you to perfect your skill in the comfort of your very own garden. It comes complete with a 45cm basketball ring with metal net, the ring construction is 15mm of steel, it has a zinc coated metal net set and comes complete with mounting brackets. Turn yourself into a Tony Parker then join a team and make out you’ve never played before so they think you’re a natural
Features:
- Supplied with official size 6-8lbs basketball
- 45cm Basketball ring with metal net
- Ring construction – 15mm steel
- Zinc coated metal net set
- Complete with mounting brackets
Condition: Brand New
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