It’s Saturday 8th November 2008 and Captain Boffer Aka “The Dragon” has been left facing an almost impossible task. At Zero Eight Hundred Hours the Captain received a notification informing her that two very big UK Distributors had recently gone bankrupt. By Zero Nine Hundred Hours she had purchased a huge amount of their stock at an amazingly low cost. Now she only has one week to put a team together; assemble her warehouse staff and get the couriers lined up and ready and pack 10,000 BOC. This was going to be Mission Un-Bofferable.
Captain Boffer proceeded to draft an urgent memo to her second in command and the only man she could trust with a Mission of such importance.
To: Mission Commander Oli Shields
Subject: Mission Un-Bofferable
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the liquidation of stock. You must sort and arrange all these amazingly cheap bankrupt and currently Un-Bofferable items and turn them into the Biggest and Best Boffer Sell Off to date.
You may select any four team members, but it is essential that the fifth member of your team be Stephen Wong. He is a civilian, and a highly capable professional HTML and PHP Programmer. You have forty-eight hours to recruit Mr Wong and the rest of your team and meet me in the Warehouse.
As always, should any member of your team become overcome with shock at the incredibly low prices, fatigued with the prospect of writing over two hundred descriptions; or over whelmed by the irresistible selection of products …. Captain Boffer will disavow all knowledge of your actions and Commander Lauren Hunt will be called as your replacement.
Note: The Biggest and Best Boffer Sell Off to date must be ready to commence on Sunday 16th November at Twenty Three Fifty Nine.
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The Freebie
Another Price Devil Exclusive at Boffer.co.uk! And this time it's a FREEBIE!
Price Devil has once again teamed up with the guys at Boffer to bring you an exclusive deal. This time you just pay postage.
Whilst we're sworn to secrecy, there are a few things we can let slip! This product has an MRP of £19.99 in the UK. Boffer members will be able to pick it up for just £4.99 + postage and if you're a Price Devil member with your exclusive Price Devil voucher code (to be released on the day of the offer), you'll pay just the postage cost - the product itself will be free!! There are only 3,000 available - and once details of this offer appear on other sites we expect these to sell quickly so make sure you're there ready and waiting with your mouse poised!
The offer will go live at 23.59 on the 14th November. Sign up to Price Devil now to be sure of receiving more details on the offer and the link to your exclusive voucher in time to take advantage of this brilliant one-off deal. Remember, when you order you'll need your Price Devil username and unique voucher - so these must be correct, and the voucher is 100% non-transferable.
We hope to bring you more exclusive freebies each month, so keep an eye on Price Devil to ensure you don't miss out.
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Lauren x |