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Every morning I used to get up, look at myself in the mirror and ask. `Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?` Unfortunately one day my cheeky mirror replied `I`m sick of this question you ugly brute! You are not the fairest one of all!` Totally gobsmacked I through my mirror against the wall in a fit of anger and smashed it into hundreds of pieces, giving myself 7 years bad luck that, on top of my apparently ugly face, I didn`t really need. If you don`t have beauty or luck on your side then really what do you have? Talent? Intelligence? OVERRATED! So, completely put off magical, wonderful talking mirrors I decided to invest in a simple, plain and boring yet completely inoffensive mirror and it was the best thing I ever did! This mirror is just the right size, big enough to see your face clearly but not full length so you don`t go through the whole `am I fat? Is this skirt too short? Do I have cellulite?` Instead you can stay blissfully unaware, live in denial and terrify the general public once you leave the house.

Tech Spec:
Pine and MDF backboard, oak finish. (W)50, (D)7.5, (H)70cm.
Condition: Brand New
Warranty: 12 Months
Best price on net: Here

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