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What's
Boffer.co.uk about?
To cut it short, Boffer is the best website ever. Most e-retailers are money grubbing evil tycoons who don’t really give a hoot about their customers’ wallets. Well, that’s where Boffer is different. We do care. (Although we do like money in our own pockets too. After all, shots of Aftershock don’t buy themselves!)
Basically, each night at 11:59PM we give you ONE amazing deal; this deal will last either until 11:59 the next night, or until it has sold out. If the deal has sold out, then it will say so, because we’re nice like that.
All you have to do in order to take us up on our Boffer-of-the-day is register free, and click Boffer Me when you see a product you like. You have to be quick though- when it’s gone, it’s gone. There’s no guarantee we’ll ever get the item back in stock again! If you don’t like being up until midnight, then get into World of Warcraft. Or The Sims 2. I guarantee you’ll be up until sparrow-fart (very early in the morning) playing those, and will never miss a Boffer! We sell pretty much anything, from iPod accessories to MP3 players to haphazard BOCs, so if you miss one expect your village to call claiming they’re missing their idiot. (Yes, that would be you) But we love you really!
Sometimes you’ll see a red beacon on Boffer, flashing like mad, and threatening to provoke a fit. Fear not! That represents that we’re having a Boffer Off, or Sell Off. This means that as soon as an item sells out, we replace it instantly. Check out the Forum for past Sell Offs! You can also chat about the products and their inevitable impressiveness! Everything we sell goes into the Blog, where you can read all the past descriptions and see the pretty pictures.
What else would you like to know about us? Ah, the infamous BOC (Bag of Crap). Sometimes we fill bags up with random stuff, and Boffer’ers upload videos of themselves opening their BOCs. You never know what you might get, and if you don’t like it, we don’t want any complaints! (Thus the fact that you can only email us- we’re very sensitive and don’t want to be shouted at)
Now, you’re probably still wondering who we are, aren’t you? Well, there’s our fabulous founder; Oli Shields. Without him, Boffer would not be, and we would still be spending our days staring blankly into our refrigerators due to our lack of mind-boggling products to buy. You can read about the rest of the team here, and then send them long letters to tell them how wonderful they are. They would like that…a lot.
Well, that’s about the whole nine yards of it. You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure it all out. But just in case you’re still confused, here’s a guide to buying things on Boffer.
1. Register free/ log in
2. Grab a mug of Hot Lava Java coffee, and sit by your computer until 11:59PM
3. As soon as the new Boffer is live, and if you like the product, click Boffer Me
4. If you don’t like the product, click Boffer Me anyway and give it to someone else
5. If you still don’t like the product, refer to rule number four
6. Go onto the Forum, and say something fabulous about said product
7. Join our Facebook group, and get all your friends to do the same
Accepted Payment Methods
• Paypal
• VISA
• MasterCard
• VISA Delta
• Maestro Switch
• Switch Solo
Meet
the Boffer Team.
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AKA: The Dragon
Cheryl has an absurd amount of business experience and has been working closely with the IT Solution team for
over ten years . She took over as MD of IT Solution in December 2007 and brings, as well as her considerable experience her unbelievable ability to shoot anyone down in flames.
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AKA: The Geek
As head of operations Oli wanders around looking terribly busy and makes sure that everything works, that you get your parcels absurdly fast, and when you email us we reply immediately and are nice to you. Which is good? Whilst his hairstyle and taste in clothing is questionable, his attention to detail is astonishing.
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AKA: Miss Moneypenny
As well as filing and polishing her nails ,looking for the latest officewear on the net and texting her friends at every opportunity Katie is responsible for ensuring the compliance of IT Solution to financial and legal practices as well as issues of corporate governance.
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AKA: The PHP God
Functional and complex websites don't create themselves - they require a competent and skilled master to bring them to life. Ste Wong is just that person. A highly skilled PHP and HTML programmer, Ste is responsible for all the coding which makes the Boffer site run so well. You know that scene in The Matrix when Neo becomes the One and sees all the 1s and 0s?...Welcome to Ste's world! He's on standby 24/7 to ensure everything runs like clockwork. Not only that, he's a master of Chinese cooking and a nice guy.
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AKA: The Entrepreneur
Shaf Rasul is a serial award winning entrepreneur. After winning the Ernst & Young's Young Entrepreneur of the Year award a couple of years ago hasn’t missed an opportunity since then. Shaf is always on the look out for fresh entrepreneurial ideas and was impressed with the Management Team at Boffer so much infact that he recently loaned us a pile of money to make boffer bigger and better. His drive and expertise will ensure that the business grows to new heights. Shaf runs on adrenalin and double espressos and is known as the man with the golden touch. Click Here |
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AKA: The Gothic Scribe
New to the team, Katherine (KT to most), is a flourishing author with a sadistic sense of humour and a penchant for Gothic clothing and rock music. She writes the daily product descriptions, giving them an amusing edge. KT has been writing for over ten years, and her expertise lies in spelling ridiculously long words.
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AKA: The Geek Girl
Lauren is a familiar sight in London during the day. She works nine till five as a smart and sexy PR Executive for a well known UK Media Firm. Every evening when she finishes in Canary Wharf an amazing transformation occurs and Lauren becomes the Geek Girl. She is an un-official member of the Boffer team and is responsible for all the zany viral marketing. Lauren does a lot of work for very little reward and for this the Boffer team are eternally grateful. In her spare time Lauren practices Tai Kwon Do and has just gained her black belt. She is known for her love of high heeled shoes; her favourite pair are from Jimmy Choo and feature an impressive 3.5 inch heel.
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AKA: Mr Nice Guy
As customer service manager Blake ensures that Boffer satisfies its customers' needs with a friendly smile. He works at various levels, from head office to the front end, spreading joy and helping to develop a customer service policy, managing a team of customer services staff and handling enquiries from customers.
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AKA: The Multilingual Seinfeld Fan
As well as speaking French, Spanish and ein bischen of German, Jason was also blessed from birth with classic good looks. Besides helping non-English speaking customers, he designs and produces the company mailshots as well as occasionally helping the resident PHP God, Stephen Wong. He also lends a hand responding to customer tickets in a very polite manner - in your choice of language. Fellow Seinfeld fans, please say hi to him! |
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AKA: Johnny Quick Hands
As a customer service assistant, Luke is usually a customer's first point of contact for Boffer customers. As one of his special skills include being a fast typer he can handle customer’s enquiries with great speed. Being a problem solver, having information on products and having the ability to arrange courier services are just a few more of his many talents.
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AKA: The Ticket Master
Agnieszka works tirelessley here at Boffer with one goal in mind - customer satisfaction. She shares her time between the warehouse and the office, doing everything in her power to respond to customer tickets and provide first class after care.
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