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At the end of August this year Mars will be the closest it has ever been to earth in 6,000 years.  To the naked eye it will look as close and as full as the moon (through reasonably powerful binoculars). It is reported that when this happens the world will be invaded by aliens as they did 6,000 years ago.
This has been their only opportunity to invade earth in the last 6,000 years because the equipment that they have doesn`t allow them to travel long distances.
It is estimated that they will kill 87% of the human population, 100% of non-humans and enslave everyone else to use as experiments (fingers crossed for the being killed option). Experiments will consist of sex changes, probing and seeing how long you take to die through being tickled. This is obviously a horrifying situation.
The government have been well aware that this will happen for many years now but after the Roswell, Area 66 PR disaster they thought it was best just to keep it quiet incase anyone panicked.
But now that the end is looming they want to prepare the world as much as possible. In order to do this, the government recommends buying this high tech gadget that has taken years to develop. It`s an Alien Invaders Intensive Training Module.
Technically the government have been subliminally training us for this disaster since the 1970s when this was released as an arcade game. However due to the intensity and urgency of this operation we are making at home versions available for the public. We have also attached a picture above of what scientists are calling an accurate representation of what they will look like.

There is no need to thank us.

Good luck and let god be with you…




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When Space Invaders was first released in Japan in 1978, it caused a shortage of coins that was only abated when the yen supply was quadrupled. Dang, that`s a popular video game. Now, you can have an arcade-style version that`s a little easier to move around than a 350 lb stand-up arcade console. Featuring an arcade-style joystick, authentic arcade sounds and graphics as well as a boss key (mute button) and a pause button, the Space Invaders Desktop Arcade is the best addition to your desk since you taped up that really funny Dilbert on your computer monitor.

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